Ever get that sort of thing where you want to write something but you don't know exactly how to write it? well I'm kind of having that problem. I really need a way tostart this fanfic I'm writing. (No, not a secks one, but I may write that onthe sie, just for the lulz, but it will never see the light of day ever...unless you ask rather nicely.)

I need to get my keyboard fixed badly.

DAMN YOU CHZO MYTHOS FANDOM AND GIVING 
ME DREAMS ABOUT BEING TRILBY AND RUNNING AROUND SOME SORT OF MESSED UP WATERPARK. NOW I WANT A TRILBY, DEFOE, AND CABADATH PLUSHIE TO STICK ON MY BED DURING THE DAY AND HUG AT NIGHT. HOLY CRAP FANDOM I HATE AND LOVE YOU AT THE SAME TIME JESUS SHIT.

He doesn't like it when cultists disturb his nap. Chzo drawing credit to nightblade . Coming to a Deviantart page near you.

Saw the new Star Trek movie last night, and contrary to my expectations that it would probably be a loaded pile of monkey bollocks, I was pleasantly surprised that it was actually really really good. My reasons behind the cut 'cause it contains spoilers and nobody wants to see that.

( WARNING SPOILERS SO DON'T CLICK IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN. BUT GO AHEAD AND CLICK ANWAY IF YOU DON'T INTEND TO SEE IT )</div>

So what happened in the last week? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Well, except for last Friday when I got locked out of my house for 5 hours like an idiot. This week has been a superhero week due to Iron Man, Batman, and SUPERBIRD.

Or rather, the art of not getting locked out of your own house by accidentally leaving your key at home. Funny how the fact that I almost have to break into my own house on the day I decide to wear my grey fedora to school. Fortunately, I didn't have to use my ghetto-rigged lockpick and I got in safely and had a nice nap.

Also, aparrently a certain picture of Cabadath and DeFoe ended up on Rule 34. Proof that the rules of the internet always prevail (With a little nudging. o.o.)

Oh, and cockatiels love power metal

Welp, today was an interesting day, lemme break it down into pros and cons.


Pros: People aren't calling me fat anymore, and I have acquired Final Hit and trained it perfectly to rank E, double XP weekend
Cons: Final Hit sucks at rank F, I need 7 AP to rank it up, and I can't rebirth yet. (unless I suck Nexon's cock and buy a character card lolz.)


Now, I think Math Dungeon should be a hell of a lot easier.

Mabinogi related Rant Time again, on this issue of "Attorneyatlulz bitches about her favorite MMORPG", we discover what happens when you put me in a situation with a million judgemental people. Basically, this has been hell for my character Naira on the Mari server, why? Because at least 4 times this week (so far, will update if it happens again) poor Naira with her incredibly poofy yellow skirt, has been the victim of an unwanted comment.

Are you ready fo this?

Seriously?

You can turn back now if you want.

Okay, but you asked for it...

People have been calling my character fat. Seriously! of all the childish things for people to do, they go and run up and comment on other people's physique! Although I'm sort of overreacting to it (Okay at least I admit it, shut up.) It's not their place to judge a bunch of PIXELS on a COMPUTER SCREEN. Besides, I was on an all meat diet looking to get some extra strength, is it BAD that as a warrior, I need the muscles to better lay the smack down on dirty Fomors? Aparrently, nobody on Mabinogi LIKES muscles, because it's an ANIME STYLED GAME where BEAUTIFUL BISHIE BOYS AND GIRLS run around and kill shit without breaking a single bone in their SCRAWNY LITTLE TWIG BODIES.

And to be honest, I hope they do, proof that functionality trumps aesthetics any day.

Whoa, seriously long title there. 

Now, let's start with the first topic, namely, Ren Fests, as I have gone to one for the first time this year and being the cynical Internet obsessed one that I am, not only did I have incredible amounts of fun, but I also managed to notice several groups of people tend to congregate at these evens and will now list them off as I remember them.


1. LARPers
2. Power Metal fans
3. Zelda fans (seriously, I saw like two zelda shirts and one TP hat in that one acre or so of land, WTF.)
4. Otherkin
5. Otaku (Seriously, a girl with cat ears. I raged inside.)
6. Furries (A vendor was selling fox tails to attach to your pants, lol wut.)
7. Weapon fanatics
8. Goths
9. Normal respectable people
10. The entire Madd Productions Forum (it COULD happen.)
11. Pretentious "Arteests" (Seriously, 100 hundred dorras for a staff I could make myself? HAX.)

As you can see, the groups that go to Ren fests are wide and varied, and that's what made it so fun. Also, I suck at throwing knives, but now I know why people do not like crossbows in MMOs, even toy ones are hard to load. Also, my moon is a crescent moon and I'mma chargin it.


On the topic of violence, let's move on to the "killer dolls" portion of this post, and by killer dolls, I mean Rozen Maiden. It's currently one of the few animes I can stomach watching simply due to the fact of the now infamous "DESU" meme. Because of this, I wanted to get my own Suiseiseki and Souseiseki dolls, but dollfies are so incredibly expensive, so until then, I'll just have to figure out how to make my own without them looking like total crap, or falling apart. Yeah, a bunch of psuedo Victorian dolls hanging out on my dresser drawer is totally NOT creepy at all, and even if people think it is, I'll just claim that I'm a starving artist and these are my first two peices of work SO DON'T TOUCH THEM THEY'RE FRAGILE AND THEY WANT TO SCREAM DESU AND BOKU AT YOU UNTIL YOUR MIND MELTS.


Cripes, I think I might be creepier than the dolls I intend to make.


In other totally and completely unrelated news, (okay, maybe SLIGHTLY related since it's medieval and I do intend to eventually make TITTY MONSTER NAO as a doll) I have learned the true value of strategy in Mabinogi, sure preparation is needed, but in any other MMO it only matters how much HP potion you can IV into yourself to make yourself invincible. aside from the DON'T GET HIT AT ALL school of though, Math dungeon has taught me the true value of firebolt + Counter, not only are you untouchable, but at high ranks it does insane ammounts of damage, perhaps the same strategy could be applied to fireball + windmill, although it seems quite a bit more risky. When I get fireball, I'll be sure to test it out.




Long journal is long Lol.

Final hit, how I love and loath thee,
A destroyer of Fomor and Milletian alike,
The quest is harder than the training.



Bad psuedo-Shakespearian poetry aside, basically, I forgot to bless my items, lost my wizard hat and boots, broke both my swords, and now I have no golds. I am currently retreating to "hobo wear" and grinding Ciar beginner until I get enough Fomor Scrolls to fill my bank with gold again. I am poor. :(

Well, don't tell me I'm trying to gain sympathy here, because I'm not. But I'll tell you all one thing straight, something I'm not scared to admit to the general public and the internet at large: I am going bald because I am pulling out my hair and eating the roots. This is a combination of both Trichotillomania and Trichophagia.


However, the chances are extremely high of it growing back due to a sort of solution I have found. If I doodle of scrap paper, I don't have the urge to pull. Sure, I may draw myself pulling out my hair, various demons that look like Giygas, and in general scenes of Lovecraftian horror or abstract geometric shapes.


Things are looking up.

*walks in, dusts off journal, time for Rage!*

Well, you're probably wondering what I've been doing for the past few months or so, well, ever since the Pioneers of Iria patch came out for Mabinogi came out that's been consuming most of my time (Final hit, must get final hit!). Which brings me to the topic of my rage inspired rant: Elves.


Part 1: The Playerbase

Everyone loves elves, well I'm partial to them, but a reason I hate the Elves in Mabinogi is due to the playerbase. In the many many weeks I've been playing, I've seen elves trashing the hell out of giants and giant allied humans for no reason. Have I ever seen a giant do this? nope, mainly because ELVES OVERPOPULATE MABINOGI BY A LUDICROUS AMOUNT. Sure, I can understand the logical reasons for being an elf, like transforming into a bird-furry, better range, and faster foot-speed, but come on people, just because you liked Legolas in Lord of the Rings, or Arya in Eragon, or Drizzt in the Forgotten Realms, that gives you no reason to be an elf due to the aesthetics. (I also forgot to mention Link from LoZ, but technically he's not an elf, he's just got pointy ears.) Furthermore, a lot of elf players can be jerks, especially the male ones with a hero complex. I ask you this, elf players, can you really be the hero? The answer, is no. You can never save the Goddess, you can never become a Paladin, and you certainly can't save Erinn from total destruction. (Mainstream FTW!). So get the goddamn sand out of your ears and try being less of stuck up Japanophile retards!


Part 2: Elves Are Overpowered

In Mabinogi, the essential God-Mode-Leet-Hax Skill is of course the Ranged skill, capable of wounding enemies and just being generally spammy. Well take that, give it two arrows to shoot, more effectiveness, a damage over time effect, the ability to aim while moving, and turning it into a GODDAMNED MAGIC MISSILE, and you've got the most overpowered race in Mabinogi. Seriously, nobody stands a chance agains a high ranked elf, especially in Falcon form. At this point they can just march right into Physis and drive the whole race of Giants extinct. Fuck, what was even the point of having humans and giants in the first place if Elves outclass both of them, and then GLOAT about it. But let me tell you this you damn prissy pointy eared cowards, it takes real courage to put yourself in the line of fire and fight your foes face to face, rather than cowereing behind the safety of your pointy sticks thrown from a string tied to a stick. You desert-dwellers make me sick.


Part 3: Conclusion

TL;DR. I hate elves because they're overpowered jerks.

I haven't updated in forever, so now's a good a time as any. I'm back in school after break, got totally ripped off on Christmas, and now I'm tired as hell. I've done a week's worth of Language Arts work in one day, and I'm about to finish French tomorrow. Hell, I'm tired, I hope I get to skip my final's 'cause I am seriously not ready to go back to school yet, especially after rediscovering the joys of Oddworld and Roleplay. I want to take a nap BUT I CAN'T. So I'm probably just going to end up drinking the last of the soda.

Please excuse my rambling, I needed something to write about.

   WARNING! The Cut contains butthurt, Rage, Power Metal, and possibly some other stuff.


( If you value your sanity, do not click. )

Welp, it's official, I'm back at school, just figured I'll update my journal before I get devoured by a sea of work, ridicule, and aggrotech. In case you're wondering, Here's my schedule, complete with puns. (Puns placed in brackets like this.)

English III (Revenge of the Sith)
American History (X)
Algebra II (Electric Boogaloo)
French (Erotic Film)
 Photo (Deviant)art
World Culture (Of Bacteria.)

Yes, as you can see, I obviously have way too much time on my hands over the weekends. Feel free to poke fun at my unfunny puns, especially the last two. Those ones really, really suck the most.

Alrighty, so I was on SL again, and I wanted to show my friend's The Greenie's Home, where everything is basically huge. It was cool, and it was free...until today when I realized there was now a 99 Linden Dollar entry fee. What gives? Sure, there's plenty of other cool free places to visit, but soon they'll all sell out just like Greenie's Home. Seriously, what has happened to free entertainment? And anybody who reads this besides my friends BETTER not give me that "WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUY LINDENS YOU TARD LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" Which I will invariably answer with "No, I can't, you unspeakable 'tard, I don't have what you fleshy wastes of space call a credit card, and go back to spending all your money on what would be a free game." Maybe if they had made it pay to get in at the start, I wouldn't care, 'cause I'd think if you had to pay to get in, it would probably suck anyway, but No, they had to make it free to show how awesome it was, THEN put an entry fee.


Fuck you Greenie's Home, Fuck you indeed.

Well, I relaized that in possibly a week or so, I'm going to have to go back to school, and I'm getting prepared. Here's my checklist for this years school year.

1:  Make my school bag Epic as fuck. (I've already put some of my Trek Pips  and a Celtic knotted dragon Pendant on it.)
2: Train for inevitable teasing. (Been playing Chzo Mythos and Watching Gurren Lagann, I think I can handle it.)
3: Get all A's (This should be a little more tricky than last year, I think I may have college classes this year.)
4: Learn how to drive the car (Can't be as hard as driving a giant robot.)
5: ???? (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL POKEMON TYPE MOVE)
6: PROFIT! (Anything worth doing should be doing for such.)

And this is how I plan to spend my Junior year, better than preparing for college I'd say, but then again, who needs to prepare? Some people in the class won't be going to college, fortunately, I'm not one of those not going. And remember, the more pain we have feeds Chzo.

I just hope  don't have Spanish again this year, or else I would be forced to yell "ENGLISH, LITTLE SUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?"

I've recently discovered the Epicness that is Power Metal, sure many may think it's a useless Genre defined solely by Dragonforce's "Through the Fire and the Flame" but it's really much more than that. First of all, what makes Power Metal so awesome is the Bandnames, I mean, Falconer? Dark Moor? Blind Gaurdian? How the hell can you go wrong with names like that? They just scream EPIC. Secondly, the Album art, although it looks like it should be in a monster manual for D and D, is Fracking AWESOME, and I haven't even gotten to the squeely guitars and the lyrics yet. It sounds like they're singing about Western RPGS (Not the Androgynous looking JRPGS) and the Guitars and sheer POWAR of it is So GAR. Okay, I think I'll shut upi about Power Metal now.